Mad Koalas Are Getting STDs

^standing a little too close there...

It literally is exactly what it sounds like. Koalas are rampantly contracting AIDS (though scientists now call it KIDS, which I'm positive won't present a problem at all) and Chlamydia at an outrageous clip--like a whole lot more than any creature should be contracting such diseases. Borderline becoming extinct because they can’t keep it in their fur. Chill out guys.

For the sheer feeling of me being ridiculously uncomfortable posting this, I am just going to leave it here, look at it if you want.