Dude Falls Into A Volcano...And They're Trying To Save Him??

Sometimes things are what we call "a wrap." 20 point leads with one minute to go, the bar's closing up and you haven't even gotten the girl's name, and when dudes fall into volcanos. What is the best case scenario here? Doesn't lava destroy everything. I remember back in the day when I went with that stereotypical baking soda/vinegar science fair project in the dirt, aka, the volcano project. Everything was destroyed. The desk, the spiral notebook on the desk, and the poor soul's Gameboy color that was near it too. There's no way that guy survived.

I'm sorry gang, call off the dogs. My 4th grade science fair tells us all that this guy is pretty dead.