Russia, Always Ahead Of The Curve

I could be (I am) hopped up on a shit ton of Hawaiian Punch or this actually happened. For those of you too lazy to click the link (I am assuming all of you), Russia apparently came to a halt today because billboards along the work commute were playing porn. Again, most likely the Hawaiian punch talking, but this new development is getting all of my neurotransmitters firing. Is this some type of space race shit? I feel like this is Sputnik all over again. Disregard how uncomfortable and awkward porn billboards would make a traffic jam on the morning or evening commute and recognize the progression here.

I am sure the initial test runs of these will probably cause mass destruction and death, but let's be honest, we don't know how well fire did when it first popped up. I say have at it, see what happens. Somewhere our forefathers are turning in their grave knowing that in the end...Russia won.

Or that could be the Hawaiian Punch talking.