The "Pinky And The Brain" Lifestyle

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They’re Jeezy and the Bros, yes, Jeezy and the Bro’s. One keeps on blogging while the others gave up hope. They go out every night. They drink until they fight. It’s Jeezy, it’s Jeezy and the Bros, Bros, Bros, Bros, Bros.

Typical Thursday-Saturday night start-up conversation:

Random Friend Text: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Same thing I do every night ____, try to get drunk and pick up girls.

It’s like clockwork. The roles sometimes switch, but that is the gist of what I’m about on the weekend. If you break me down to the core at like 11pm on a Friday night, my basic characteristics match-up best with a cave man. Instead of torn up clothes, I am probably wearing a button down shirt and instead of holding a club, I have to “spit game” (Seriously though, back in the prehistoric times, the club solved a lot of problems. Kidding.).

It’s safe to determine that college did not, in any way, prepare me for the real world. I’m not asking you to recall in-depth Pinky & the Brain knowledge, but just the basic concept. That mofo Brain was determined. Pinky was just that down ass bro that supported Brain’s harebrain schemes to take over the world. Some other shows followed this concept. Kenan and Kel is one that immediately pops in my head. Now that I think of it, Kenan and Kel was the live-action equivalent of Pinky and the Brain. Question is, will this be my life for the next 7-9 years until I just so happen to get married?

I’ve been gathering information from friends, relatives, Matt Lauer, Meredith Viera, and Al Roker, and I have heard two things. This will be my life forever and that the 20s are the best time of your life. Now, I know I just entered the fray, but that was some pretty disheartening news. Once my metabolism goes it’ll be a wrap. I don’t know, maybe I am a complainer (fact: I am a complainer) and have no idea what I am talking about. I have only been out of school for 8 (what feels like 258) months and have been doing a fairly deese job of living independently. Maybe this blog post will inspire change. It really is a toss-up between whether this post will make people jump out of the nearest window or make changes to their routine.

Just food for thought.

It’s Jeezy, it’s Jeezy and the Bros, Bros, Bros, Bros, Bros