Description Of My Day In a Nutshell

I'm on that rain cloud is following me bullshit. Literally like 47 bad things happened in sequence today.

It feels similar to a guy shaking your hand and then immediately hurling a ball of shit at your face. Or kind of like those Sour Patch Kids commercials when the candy does something mean, but makes up for it in the end, except my candy was straight mean. I'm a believer in luck and believe me, that lady was not on my side today, nor was any lady.

I'll explain in depth tomorrow, because some of you sadistic folks out there might find it funny.

Until then listen to one of the wackest songs of all time.