BREAKING NEWS!!! Mark McGwire Did Steroids!!!

In the most groundbreaking news story of the young decade, it has been revealed Mark "Big Mac" McGwire has done steroids.

I now hear that they are close to breaking the news on Clay Aiken and Lance Bass being gay. Scientists also revealed that the Earth does in fact have one moon and cats ALWAYS land on their feet.

But seriously, I might get on that steroids train since according to McGwire's case, it takes like 10 years to detect. Domination of work league basketball and flag football here I come!!