What Are The Odds Nintendo Knows This Was Made?

From what I gathered through the frantic Japanese rambling, the game's premise follows 4 muscle clad protagonists chasing after a presumed football player. The reason? The football player stole their protein powder. A killable offense by all accounts, but do you really make a game out of it. That's kind of something you handle on the down low.

Now tell me, for real, is this the wackiest game you've ever seen, because it sure is for me.


The game does create a great new adage:

"If you can't make the pose, you can't run through the wall in front of you"

...err something.