Nintendo's Version Of Pacquiao v. Mayweather

(What I loved best about this is that the first video in the "related videos" section, was "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga)

I thought this would be an easy one for Mario seeing how Pac-Man is basically a one-trick pony. This Russian interpreter, for some reason, took away Pac-Man's blank coked out stare and gave him a vicious mean streak. Frankly, I feel like Mario won on a technicality because Pac-Man brought the ghosts in. I thought the ghosts and Pac-Man weren't down like that, since, you know, Pac-Man eats them and turns them into points. Points! I digress.

I didn't like how gruesome it got. Sure it was Russian, but I didn't think it was going to end with an impaling and a decapitation. I'm sure things could have been resolved with a star-man or a large orb. What do I know though.