Let's Go!! (Visual Proof As To Why Babies Are Dumb)

I ask the question of why? 90% of these falls warrant that reaction. Like, why did that kid run into the bushes?

Why did that kid not notice there was a ledge when he was riding his tricycle?

I'm not going to lie here, when I have a kid I will keep a video camera on hand at all times because by default, he will be dumb. I'm trying to win that $10,000 prize on "Which Kid is The Dumbest" aka "America's Funniest Home Videos."