Wake Me Up When September Ends...

First off, I'm drunk (disregard any grammatical errors. nerds.). Secondly, it has been a tough ass week in regards to life. Let's just say September has been fairly interesting. New job, new house, new things to do, new girl, new happiness, and new sadness. It was a full month of everything you can imagine. It pushed emotions to the brink and lead to some really fun situations.

Now comes October.

October is historically my hottest month of the year. It is generally the time of year where women find me the most attractive, my awesome date of birth is here (23rd, send me some shit), and it's halloween. By God, I love me some Halloween. Sexy (insert name of random womanly profession from the year 1-2100) outfits for girls and some random video game character/Chappelle reference character for me. It's going to be a great month. Embrace everything that happened in September, but get ready for the month that encourages the most vices and poor decisions. Get ready for fun, bad decisions, and my birthday. Again, Oct. 23rd. Send me alcohol, video games, women, and the most ballin' Halloween costume ever. I'm thinkin' Steve Urkel or some random video game character/wrestler, so get thinking people.

Costume ideas welcomed in the comment section.