Hairball?

Props to Sage Steele (great name) on this one. I would have backpedaled into an awkward corner and accepted a mulligan on this interview, but she fought through and made a couple bad to mildly effective jokes to keep the uncomfortable level low. Seriously though, whenever something happens in the NFL, this guy is there. When Brett Favre takes a piss, Adam Schefter is there. When Adrian Peterson eats another kitten whole, Schefter is on top of it. When you rock that 20 hour daily shift you accumulate a lot of fuzz and dust shit in your throat. I'll give him a break on this one.