I Bet Colt McCoy Was Scouring Cars.com For Big Red Vans With Tinted Windows

I feel like Texas has to leave one of it's offensive players off the field the entire season because the referees need to account for his mustache. I can't tell you what the official definition of the word awesome is, but I am fairly certain it is in cahoots with this mustache. This thing is probably equivalent to a stud freshman recruit. So much hype, cocky as shit, and most likely gets tons of ass. It is definitely a known fact that Florida is winning the national championship now. Way too many egos in one body over there at Texas. Colt's going to want to get his stats and of course the 'stache is going to put up some numbers. Can't win a title with that much attitude behind center.